Shà Parlé "I'd Help You Bury the Body" Charm
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Description
For your person. The one who would show up with a shovel and zero questions.
The Shà Parlé "I'd Help You Bury the Body" Charm says the quiet part out loud — in bold hand-lettered black script across a creamy white porcelain tile, edged in 22k gold luster. It's the charm for your ride or die, your best friend since forever, or honestly, yourself. Dark humor meets fine china. Handmade and hand-painted in the United States, with all the perfectly imperfect character that makes every Shà Parlé piece feel like a one-of-a-kind. Comes ready to wear with a 14k gold-filled jump ring.
Why she'll love it
The hand-lettered script fills the entire face of the charm — bold, expressive, and impossible to miss. The 22k gold luster edge gives it a warmth that makes the dark humor feel luxurious rather than edgy. Stack it with the Vintage Dog Navy Diamond Charm and Small Navy Heart on the Paperclip Charm Holder Necklace for an effortless, elevated look — exactly as shown. Or give it to your person and watch their face.
Fit & Feel
Handmade porcelain rectangular tile with hand-lettered black script and 22k gold luster edge. Approximately 1" tall. Lightweight and delicate. Comes with a 14k gold-filled jump ring, ready to attach to any chain, charm bracelet, or layered look. Made in the United States.
What makes it different
Shà Parlé charms are handmade and hand-painted, which means the lettering on your charm has its own slightly imperfect character — no two are exactly alike. The 22k gold luster edge gives it a finish that mass-produced charms simply can't replicate. This is the gift that makes someone laugh and then immediately put it on.
How to wear it
Stack with the Shà Parlé Vintage Dog Navy Diamond Charm and Small Navy Heart on the 14k Gold Filled Paperclip Charm Holder Necklace for a curated, personality-forward look — exactly as shown. Or wear solo on the Paperclip Chain as a quiet declaration to anyone paying attention.
Care
Think of it as a miniature treasure — best worn with care. Treat it like fine china: delicate, beautiful, and meant to be handled gently. The porcelain and gold-filled components will not tarnish, but the 22k gold luster is a delicate finish that can wear over time if exposed to rough handling, friction, or harsh chemicals. Remove before swimming, bathing, or applying products.
Details
- Handmade, hand-painted porcelain
- 22k gold luster edge finish
- 14k gold-filled jump ring included
- Hand-lettered "I'd Help You Bury the Body" in black script
- White rectangular tile shape, approximately 1" tall
- Each charm is unique — slight variations are part of the handmade character
- Made in the United States
Easy Returns
Easy Returns:
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- Online Returns accepted: 7 days for refund, 14 days for Store Gift Card (Purchases made at our boutique may be returned for a refund within 3 days of purchase or 10 days for a Store Gift Card. Holiday gifts must be received by Jan. 5, 2026)
- $8.00 flat rate return shipping fee
- No restocking fee
- Sale Items are not refundable
Refunds/Store Credit
To be eligible for a return, the item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. Ship the item back within 7 days of receiving the it to be eligible for a REFUND. For returns past 7 days, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it and must be returned no later than 14 days after receipt to receive A STORE GIFT CARD. *Gift returns, please see below.
To initiate an online return or exchange, click this link:https://shopromantiques.com/a/service?
Refunds (if applicable) or Store Gift Card
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. A credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment minus the return shipping label cost of $8.00 within 3 days of receipt of the return.
If you exceed the 7 day window for a refund, then you will be issued a STORE GIFT CARD that can be used online or in our store.
Sale items
Only regular priced items may be refunded, sale items cannot be refunded and are a final sale.
Exchanges (if applicable)
We replace items if they are defective or damaged. Click here: https://shopromantiques.com/a/service?
Gifts and Holiday Gifts
If the item was a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a GIFT CARD for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift card will be issued. Please use this link https://shopromantiques.com/a/service? or email susan@shopromantiques for assistance.
Holiday Gifts are accepted for EXCHANGE OR STORE GIFT CARD and have an extended period of time for returns. All exchanges must be made by January 5th, 2026 in order to be eligible. Thank you for your timely returns!
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